Friday, October 24, 2008

Yupz ! lil update to my blog ...

Recently, also same routine in my life eat, study, work, shop and sleep ... This saturday and sunday i am not working. HAPPY ! Special event which is celebrate my grandfather's 80th bday =) Altho, it took onli 1 day to celebrate but decide to go out with dear on Sunday if it is possible ...

Hmmmm, and and and... Nth much but some lame jokes to share .

AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.

1.) Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?'
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU , lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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2.) After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for
quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a
friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
FOR 4-7 YRS'.
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3.) At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the
bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE'
and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah'
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Have a happy weekend ! Good nite <3>

9:18 AM
Love him 4ever